So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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