Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I have post one night stand depression
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