Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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