why didn't you poke me back
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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