shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
