sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
if i can run in heels then i can drive
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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