In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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