East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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