did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Panties = found
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Randomize
