you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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