OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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