oh fat girl friday strikes again...
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Randomize
