there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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