I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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