i was rollin on her like bob the builder
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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