ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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