tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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