Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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