one two three fourrrrnication!
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
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