That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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