the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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