Who did Billy Mays play for?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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