The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Michael Bay diarrhea
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
