I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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