glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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