4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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