It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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