kristin has been a bad kristin
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
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