So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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