Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
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