Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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