Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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