Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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