So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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