he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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