I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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