Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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