it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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