My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize
