You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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