Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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