i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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