I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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