is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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