Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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