so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
