I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I can't turn off my feet"
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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