Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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