The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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