I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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