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• (845): View more from New York

  oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?

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  Umm..who the fuck is this?

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  Oh shit

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.

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• (818): View more from California

  I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...

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• (607): View more from New York

  Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME

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• (406): View more from Montana

  It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner

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• (936): View more from Texas

  To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags

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